they saw the chance
they took the chance
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via tyleroakley)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
(via awk-ward-chris)
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
THIS THIS THIS
(via darkness-of-the-soul)
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
ladies and gentlemen the future
(via haydenrodgers)
Can you not.
